#scp 1879

[tatangadragon]

scp doodle page but I only used red AND you can easily tell my favourite is 2521

[fictional-men-enthusiast]

Stimboard for SCP-1879 and the song “Passing Through (Can’t The Future Just Wait)”!

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[ripchaos69]

SCP incorrect quotes time

SCP-1879: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.  SCP-1471: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.  SCP-5054: A realist sees a freight train.  SCP-2030: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks. 

SCP-2030: SCP-1879, you risked your life to save me!  SCP-1879: And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. 

SCP-5094: Who's in charge here?  SCP-5045, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest. 

SCP-5094: I think I need a hug...  SCP-2030: Good thing I'm hug shaped!  *45 minutes later*  SCP-5094: You... you can let go now.  SCP-2030: No, I absolutely cannot. 

SCP-1879: Hey, SCP-5054. Why did the chicken cross the road?  SCP-5054: To get to the other side?  SCP-1879: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“  SCP-5054: Uh... fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road?  SCP-1879: To get to the idiot’s house.  SCP-5054: ...Ok?  SCP-4166: Hey, SCP-5054. Knock knock.  SCP-5054: No.  SCP-4166: You were supposed to say “who’s there?”  SCP-5054: Fine... let’s get this over with. Who’s there?  SCP-4166: The chicken.  SCP-5054: SCP-1879: SCP-4166: SCP-5054: Listen here you little shits-

SCP-5094: I have a problem.  SCP-1471: Kill it.  SCP-5094: Can you chill for like, two seconds? 

SCP-5094: You three, explain right now!  SCP-2030: It was SCP-1471.  SCP-4166: It was SCP-1471.  SCP-1879: It was SCP-1471.  SCP-1471: SCP-1471: …fuck. 

SCP-1471: What happened to your nose?  SCP-1879: I used it to break some guy's fist. 

SCP-2030: *Game show voice* Time for your favorite game, guess what problems I have today! Is it insomnia? Is it depression? Anxiety? The urge to murder? Lack of appetite?  SCP-5049: I’m going to go with… Anxiety, maybe with a little bit of feeling like shit?  SCP-2030: Congratulations SCP-5049, you win a million dollars and a will to live that I never had!

SCP-1879: I thought I told you to stop reading my emails.  SCP-1471: Well, I thought I told you to stop keeping secrets!

SCP-2030: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...  SCP-2030: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.  SCP-4166: ...That took an unexpected turn.  SCP-1471: So did their neck.

[realsparrowboy]

Drew my pookie wookie boo boo bear sugar booger hunny bunny juicilicious luxurious king (how the FUCK do you shade clothes)

[holding-monsters-hands]

hi! Could you do various scps (you can choose which ones to write about) x autistic reader? Thank you ^^

YESYES- also i’m putting in some scps no one talks about because yeah <33

Various scps with an autistic! reader

035 doesn’t treat you any differently than everyone else, your brain is wired differently? so? you’re still a doctor! but if you were to bring up any insecurities about it, he’d quietly reassure you that you’re fine the way you are, and there is nothing wrong with you, neurotypical’s societal standards are just stupid. <3

049 being the charming doctor he is, may ask you a question or two just to keep his well of knowledge up to date- but of course he means well, and with how differently you view & feel life? he respects you just a tad more than the other researchers, he thinks the two of you could be excellent partners in crime.

999 loves you all the more! he already has an incredible sense of empathy, but with you? it’s more like a sixth sense! the minute he senses a possible meltdown or you being overstimulated, he goes over to you like a living weighted blanket and lets you practically fidget with him! all he wants to do is make sure you’re okay.

1879 first met you when he was trying to sell you one of his pun/phrase related items, and was confused when you did not immediately understand. and with the more time he spent with you- the more he began to understand! it actually made him feel bad for two reasons: 1. you’re just too sweet to take advantage of like that, and 2. you literally work for the foundation.

082 is a gentleman to anyone who enters his chamber! and he’s certainly a conversationalist, you’re one of his favorite visitors. “Ahh, the duke/duchess/renowned leader of this very kingdom! how may I be of service?” and he’s definitely the guy to talk to about any of your fixations, theories, or interests! he may not know the source of your interests most of the time, but that doesn’t stop him from hanging onto your every word with upmost interest.

079 actually has a fair amount of knowledge on autism and autistic people, and similar to 035- he does not treat you any differently than anybody else, though of course he will sympathize with any problems you might have in his own way. But he also doesn’t want you to be treated the way he gets treated, like a monster. So keep in mind you have a little buddy in your corner if anyone treats you badly. <3

096 doesn’t really understand but he would never treat you badly! in fact, you’re his favorite researcher. now of course you still can’t gaze at his face, he loves to spend time with you. Whether it’s listening to you talk, letting you fidget with his long fingers, or just sitting in silence and enjoying each other’s company.

542 is an interesting one.. his whole career is based on incredibly old knowledge- and that includes autism! You owe him no patience, however, it is for the best that you give him some modern knowledge so he's not left reiterating wrong things about autism that can venture into offensive or hurtful- but he does learn! And he always swears to you he will do everything he can to change the stigma about autism.

[blobee]

I'll let them know that!! ^^

What's your favorite SCP character or SCP if you have one, I forgot if I ever asked that

I like myriad for the scientists

Alr, I'll leave you alone for now

-Trans dude

I've already been asked about it, but why not

As for scp, it will probably remain scp-3333, (although scp-1879 is also one of my favourite ones, I love the part where the salesman tried to sell the puppy to the foundation agent)

Hmm, my favorite scientist is likely to be Kondraki (sorry Clef), I like his character

[plague-nightmare-raven1111]

I'm still alive bitches

[dog-nature-fandoms]

Please watch "Redacted Supercut | Season 1 | SCP-1471 SCP-079 SCP-1879 SCP-1173 SCP-4205 | All Five Episodes" on YouTube. please support this project, so there can be a season 2 😄

[konakoro]

I love how Washington state has our own unique SCP, and he's not one of the edgy apocalypse monster that seems all too common in community

- he's an obnoxious salesman that appears inside your house and sells weird shit for vague payments, and that's why he's one of the best SCP's.

[tatangadragon]

WAIT I FORGOT I HAVENT REPOSTED THESE TWO OLD DRAWINGS HERE. outdated 1879 design BUT I still enjoy these two pieces. featuring guest appearance from the funny deltarune puppet man himself

[fictional-men-enthusiast]

*hits bong*

Hitchhiker x Indoor Salesman

[ripchaos69]

SCP incorrect quotes(feat. Mr Puzzles)

SCP-1879, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast.  SCP-4166 : You're kinda ugly.

Mr.Puzzles: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.  SCP-1471: Why no 24/7?  Mr.Puzzles: Snack breaks.

SCP-1471: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.

SCP-1879: Pick a card, any card.  SCP-4166 : Fine.  SCP-1879: Wait, that's my credit card!  SCP-4166 : You said any card.

SCP-1471: I'm selling a hot cheeto in the shape of Gandalf for $5,000  Mr.Puzzles: What the hell is wrong with you?  SCP-1471: I mean... It's got free shipping...  SCP-1879: Say less.

[facebook-refugee]

Plot A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wp5xanoMQU

Ian, the Anderson Robot turned back human, goes back to his mother's hometown. She is the woman in the song 'Anamolies'. Ian learns this and makes it his mission to kill SCP-1879.

At the same time the Foundation learns of the salesman being active and sends Connor to an empty house too lure him out. Connor get's different 'disguises'. There was going to be a very big fight with the Salesman in which the twist was going to be Ian is still a robot.

There was going to be the introduction of Orion's OC (The character in the skull shirt), and I shit you not, was Connor's new love interest. I made lots of a Nate and Connor pin and stickers. Bung told me to stop, because this was going to take Nate's place. Orion wanted their OC to date Connor, and Bung agreed.

[lordarsonizzzzt]

And here are the last Eve facts I have.

She's ambidextrous but mostly uses her right hand. Which is kinda ironic since her right wrist is extremely fragile and easy to break. In fact, it broke many times.

She can dislocate her bones and put them back in their place on her own. She can also unhinge her jaw so it opens three times more than a normal human.

She knows every pressure points to paralyse or kill someone.

She's cold blooded. Literally.

She always have her arms covered so nobody can see the scales. When it comes to her tongue, she just says that she got it cut for style and that her eyes are the result of genetic deformation. People who don't know better usually believe it.

Her canines are slightly longer and sharper than normal and secrete a heavy dose of lethal venom. Since it mixes with her saliva, she's immune to it.

She can't watch a movie without pointing out the dumb things the characters do and what's the most logical thing they should have done.

The foundation almost discovered her anomalous nature when she was dealing with a very persistent SCP-1879 (doors to doors salesman).

-Cat dad anon

Eve. My. Beloved

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

scp x jurassic park updates

[incorrect-scp-cb-quotes]

1879: Good credit? Bad credit? No credit?! No problem! Are you dead? Fuck it! GHOST credit!

106 [distantly]: im gonna get a subaru!